she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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