your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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