The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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