I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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