you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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