I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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