She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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