I love black thongs
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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