and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina