I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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