hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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