she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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