at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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