Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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