Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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