So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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