4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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