The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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