Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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