dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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