I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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