I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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