He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she peed on how many people?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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