My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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