Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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