Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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