I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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