they need to just BURY HIM!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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