You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008