This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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