Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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