You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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