i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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