I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.