Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...

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(718): View more from New York

at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.

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(209): View more from California

nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.

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(519): View more from Ontario

You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.

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(813): View more from Florida

Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.

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