I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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