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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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