My room smells like vodka and shame
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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