that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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