Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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