He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
