Pregnant stripper...not hot.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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