So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I think I just sharted jello shots
You did what with his pubic hair?
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