Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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