just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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