dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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