I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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