bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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