Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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