idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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