My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
