Your tits are I can't wait for
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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